Sex is no accident. Always use a condom. MYV Ads
I feel like i’ve posted this before, but too good to not reshare.
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The names Amber. I like way too many things to list, you get a taste of it from my tumblr. I will probably post offensive things, if you don't like it, don't follow me.
• About Me
• Ask me anything
To Infinity And Beyond
• About Me
• Ask me anything
To Infinity And Beyond
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Look at the sky. It’s not dark and black and without character. The black is in fact deep blue. And over there! Lighter blue. And blue in through the blueness, and the blackness, the winds swirling through the air… and then shining. Burning, bursting through! The stars, can you see how they roll their light? Everywhere we look, complex magic of nature blazes before our eyes.
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That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin
CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL
S-sir? Sir, what are you-
Sir, are you-
Sir, please stop.
Sir
Are you okay?
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Sex Tip: Cover your boyfriend’s penis in chocolate and say “I’m on a diet” and leave the room.
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Saw this convo and needed to make it. Image was found, but artist is still missing, so please tell me if anyone figures out who set up the sweet photoshop. All I did was slap on the text & logo and adjusted them to look good.
I realized how badly i wanted to see ads like this. We have such few kick-ass female characters and/or role models to look forward to. I’m debating making a whole series of ads like this to see how many BAMF ladies I can find and put them in a marketing position that actually paints women as tough-as-nails-bad-asses-who-don’t-take-shit-from-anyone. We sorely need more of them.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. GIMMEEEEE ALLLLLLA DAT. CAN YOUR PAD/TAMPON KEEP UP WITH YOU?!
BADASS PADS/TAMPON. FOR THE ASSKICKER IN YOU.
OR SOMETHING. PLEASEEEEEEEE
Dead.
I HAVE RED IN MY LEDGER
CAN THIS BE A NEW WAY OF ASKING DISCRETELY FOR A TAMPON?
BEST
EVER
GIVE IT
RED IN MY LEDGER
